Ry Cooder is one of those guitar players who seems to be able to play anything. I’ve always loved his playing, especially his slide guitar work. He never sounds like he is trying to impress you with how fast he can play. Everything he plays seems to fit the song, and his tone is immediately recognizable. He plays for the song and for a purpose.
This song appeared on Cooder’s 1980 album Borderline. Like so many songs associated with Cooder, he reached back into American music for this one. It was written by Billy “The Kid” Emerson, who originally recorded it in the 1950s. Cooder had a knack for finding older blues, R&B, country and folk songs and introducing them to another generation without taking away what made them interesting in the first place.
The song is basically built around a man’s complaint that every woman he knows wants a man with a car, while he is stuck walking around on his “rubber heels.” It’s funny and doesn’t take itself seriously. Cooder plays right into that humor, turning the song into something that feels almost like a conversation between the musicians.
That’s part of what makes the track work for me. It has a loose feeling, but don’t mistake loose for sloppy. These guys could play. Cooder’s guitar moves in and out of the song without taking it over. He could have easily turned it into a guitar showcase, but that’s never been what I like most about him. He plays for the song.
A live recording from London’s Victoria Apollo was also released as a single in 1981. That might be the perfect setting for a song like this because it works live really well. There is humor, great playing and plenty of room for the musicians to breathe.
Cooder’s career is an interesting one. He has worked with everyone from Captain Beefheart and the Rolling Stones to Randy Newman, Little Feat, John Lee Hooker and countless others. He also helped bring Cuban musicians to a huge international audience through the Buena Vista Social Club. Then there are his movie soundtracks, including Paris, Texas and Crossroads. His fingerprints are scattered all over music without him ever becoming the kind of big name his talent deserved.
I don’t know where I would rank Ry Cooder among guitar players, and I don’t really want to try. Guitar playing isn’t a sporting event. I just know that when I hear him play, I know who it is. That is telling in itself. Only a few guitar players have that certain style where you can tell.
It is fun, loose and rooted in music that came before it. That’s Ry Cooder in a nutshell. He didn’t just learn old American music. He listened to it, respected it and then helped keep it moving forward.
Crazy ‘Bout an Automobile (Every Woman I Know)
-Man, I’m gonna tell you my story
-Go on and tell about it, go on and tell about it more
-Just what I’ve been doing
-What you’ve been doing, Ry ?
-Well, you know I used to be particular about the women’s that I picked
-Aha!
-Yeah! They used to be tender, lean and tall, that’s all
-But the way things has been going, I’ll take ’em knock-kneed and bow-legged
-What ?
-I’ll even take ’em bald! Man. I’ll tell you why
-Please, tell me why!
Every woman I know is crazy ’bout an automobile
Every woman I know is crazy ’bout an automobile
And here I am standing with nothing but rubber heels.
He-hey, every woman I know, crazy ’bout an automobile
Oh, every woman I know, crazy ’bout an automobile
And here I am standing with nothing but rubber heels.
Now look’it here!
They say, walking women home is a thing of the past
Women want to ride and ride around in class
Some like Cadillacs, boys, some like Fords
Some like anything as long as it rolls.
Crazy ’bout an automobile [That’s right]
And here I am standing with nothing but rubber heels
Well, every woman I know she’s crazy ’bout an automobile
Every woman I know is crazy ’bout an automobile
And here I am standing with nothing but rubber heels
One more thing I wanna tell you
Said, riding and loving just can’t be beat,
You and your woman in your own front seat.
Now, she can play with your keys, shift the gears,
Turn on your radio just loud enough to hear.
Now, she can turn up the heat and flip on your fan,
And then you start rolling just as fast as you can.
Crazy ’bout an automobile
And just here I am standing with nothing but rubber heels
Man, when I get some money I just got to get me some kind of automobile
You don’t seem like the women in this town just don’t pay no attention to ya ‘less you’re driving
Look at that big, fine Buick over there
Oh, I like that one
Yeah, now, looks like somebody left the keys in it
Oh, let’s take a ride
Nothing but rubber heels
