I’ve never been a huge Billy Joel fan, but I do like a lot of his music. I had the Songs In The Attic album, and this is one of the songs that stood out. This is early 1970s Billy, restless and writing about disillusionment, very different from Uptown Girl Billy. I would even say this might be one of the most important songs of his career because of what followed.
Captain Jack is the drug dealer who breaks up the humdrum life of the narrator. Joel didn’t try to hide that in the lyrics at all. Some stations wouldn’t touch it, but others couldn’t stop spinning it. Joel later said the song wasn’t a glamorization, just an observation of what he’d seen in the Long Island neighborhoods where he grew up.
His debut album, Cold Spring Harbor, had been released with a massive technical flaw; the entire thing was mastered at the wrong speed, making Joel’s voice sound unnaturally high. Promotion was minimal, sales were bad, and Joel was locked into a contract that basically gave him pennies per record. He then did the only thing he could do…tour.
The song had quite an effect on Joel. Philadelphia’s WMMR-FM invited Joel to perform a live concert in their tiny Sigma Sound Studios space, just him, drummer Rhys Clark, and bassist Larry Russell. The station’s program director, Michael Tearson, and DJ Ed Sciaky were championing singer-songwriters, and Joel’s Cold Spring Harbor tracks had caught their ear despite the bad pressing.
Joel played an eight-song set, mixing early album cuts with unreleased songs. One of those was Captain Jack. The live performance of this song was rawer and darker than the album tracks he’d been promoting. Listeners lit up the station’s phones, demanding to know where they could buy the song.
Here’s the thing: they couldn’t. Captain Jack wasn’t on Cold Spring Harbor. It wasn’t on any record. WMMR started playing the tape of that live performance regularly, and soon it was one of the station’s most requested tracks, sometimes more than the current hits by Elton John or the Stones.
The WMMR Captain Jack proved Joel had an audience and that he could connect on FM radio without a hit single. By 1973, Columbia had signed him, sent him to Los Angeles with producer Michael Stewart, and Piano Man was born. This was the closing song on the album that included Piano Man and The Ballad of Billy the Kid.
Captain Jack
Saturday night and you’re still hangin’ aroundTired of living in your one horse townYou’d like to find a little hole in the groundFor a while, hmm
So you go to the village in your tie-dye jeansAnd you stare at the junkies and the closet queensIt’s like some pornographic magazineAnd you smile, hmm
Captain Jack will get you high tonightAnd take you to your special islandCaptain Jack will get you by tonightJust a little push, and you’ll be smilin’Oh, yeah
Your sister’s gone out, she’s on a dateAnd you just sit at home and masturbateYour phone is gonna ring soonBut you just can’t wait for that call, hmm
So you stand on the corner in your New English clothesAnd you look so polished from your hair down to your toesOh, but still your fingers gonna pick your nose after all, hmm
But Captain Jack will get you high tonightAnd take you to your special islandCaptain Jack will get you by tonightJust a little push, and you’ll be smilin’, ohOh, yeah-yeah
So you decide to take a holidayYou got your tape deck and your brand-new ChevroletAh, there ain’t no place to go anywayWhat for? Hmm
So you got everything, ah, but nothing’s coolThey just found your father in the swimming poolAnd you guess you won’t be going back to school anymore
But Captain Jack will get you high tonightAnd take you to your special islandOh, Captain Jack will get you by tonightJust a little push and you’ll be smilin’, oh yeah
So you play your albums, and you smoke your potAnd you meet your girlfriend in the parking lotOh, but still you’re aching for the things you haven’t gotWhat went wrong? Hmm
And if you can’t understand why your world is so deadWhy you’ve got to keep in style and feed your headWell, you’re 21 and still your mother makes your bedAnd that’s too long, whoa, yeah-yeah
But Captain Jack will get you high tonightAnd take you to your special islandWell, now Captain Jack will get you by tonightJust a little push and you’ll be smilin’
Oh, Captain Jack will get you high tonightAnd take you to your special islandWell, now Captain Jack will make you to high tonightJust a little push and you’ll be smilin’
Yeah, Captain Jack will get you high tonightAnd take you to your special islandCaptain Jack will get you by tonightWell, now Captain Jack will make you to high tonight
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