Mojo Nixon – Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant with My Two-Headed Love Child

I remember this one…how could I forget? It is an 80’s time capsule…not a polite one but a time capsule all the same.

By the way…anyone who is easily offended…should NOT listen to the song.

This dandy song was released in 1989 on Mojo’s album  Root Hog or Die. Not only does he have fun with Gibson but he also mentions Rick Astley, Tiffany, Spuds MacKenzie, and Joan Collins as well.

I remember the video really well… Winona Ryder played Debbie Gibson and it’s as goofy as you would think…but fun. They lookalikes for Tiffany, Astley and Collins…and of course Spuds.

Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two Headed Love Child

Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child
It’s a bigfoot baby, all covered in fur now
Stark-raving naked in the fornication nation

We were secretly married out in Las Vegas
At a little-bitty chapel, Joan Collins married us
Rootin’ tootin’, ain’t high falutin’

Rick Astley is a pantywaist, mash my butt in his face
His teeny-tiny, two inches of terror, they’re all gonna scare you
Hairbrained cockamamie knuckleheaded idjit galoot

No truth to the rumor about Spuds and Debbie G
Only went to the motel just to watch a little TV
Hate that dog, he must die

Tiffany is wrestling in jello
Body-slamming Debbie G, they’re covered head to toe
Hard on, my hard on

Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child
It’s a bigfoot baby, all covered in fur now
Stark-raving naked in the fornication nation
I’m stark-raving naked in the fornication nation
Stark-raving naked in the fornication nation

Author: badfinger20 (Max)

Power Pop fan, Baseball fan, old movie and tv show fan... and a songwriter, bass and guitar player.

42 thoughts on “Mojo Nixon – Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant with My Two-Headed Love Child”

    1. Yea he did a song about someone else and that someone else got up and sang the song with them…I don’t want to spoil who….yet. It’s a fun song.

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    1. They all came back to me after Paul brought him up…Don Henley Must Die and others…I had forgotten all about them.

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      1. Great great line…I have it in the draft folder…I liked the ponytail line…

        CB looking forward to your pick…I’m just finishing mine up.

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      2. Yea I try to keep my mouth shut…but the Big Lebowski said it all for me so I don’t have to.
        CB and Sting…nope….can’t imagine that!

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      1. LOL “watch this” a redneck’s famous last words sometimes….but God has pity on children and the incredibly stupid.

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