I found this song back in September while researching Ironman by Black Sabbath…this is a Christmas heavy metal song. deKE this is for you.
Bob Rivers was a DJ who made some novelty records…He released this in 1993. If you want to learn more about Bob…who was elected this year to the Radio Hall Of Fame.
If you want to know more about Bob Rivers go to https://bobrivers.com/ it is worth the read.
This song peaked at #1 on the Billboard Heat Charts, #23 on the Billboard Holiday Charts, and #106 on the Billboard 100 in 1993.
I Am Santa Claus
I am Santa Claus
Ho ho ho ho ho
Flying Through the snow
Can you hear him ho ho ho
He’s so full of cheer
Only has to work one day a year
Children in their beds
Visions of sugar plums fill their heads
So many kids out there
Santa must be a billionare
Red suit, boots of black
Big sack of toys hanging off his back
How much does he weigh
How do the reindeer pull his sleigh
Nobody sees him
As he travels the world
Leaving his presents
For the good boys and girls
Ho ho ho ho ho
Sees every move you make
Better be good for goodness sake
Leave him cookies and beer
He’ll be back to your house first next year
I am Santa Claus
Ho ho ho ho ho

That’s genius! SO obvious, I don’t know why I never even thought of that myself. Brilliant. 🙂
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I had to post it…it does fit so well.
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Nice post ✉️
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Totally fun song.
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That was entertaining and put a smile on my face!
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OMG Never saw that before. Perfect Parody! Love Ozzy’s cameo at the end.
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This is the first year on this one…it’s really a fun parody.
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Wow, this is hilarious and just brilliant! Deke, dude, where are you? Max gave you a special present! 🙂
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I know…of all days for him to be gone!
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Haha this is great. Santa does look like he might be a metalhead.
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Yes he does…!
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