I remember this one…how could I forget? It is an 80’s time capsule…not a polite one but a time capsule all the same.
By the way…anyone who is easily offended…should NOT listen to the song.
This dandy song was released in 1989 on Mojo’s album Root Hog or Die. Not only does he have fun with Gibson but he also mentions Rick Astley, Tiffany, Spuds MacKenzie, and Joan Collins as well.
I remember the video really well… Winona Ryder played Debbie Gibson and it’s as goofy as you would think…but fun. They lookalikes for Tiffany, Astley and Collins…and of course Spuds.
Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two Headed Love Child
Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child
It’s a bigfoot baby, all covered in fur now
Stark-raving naked in the fornication nation
We were secretly married out in Las Vegas
At a little-bitty chapel, Joan Collins married us
Rootin’ tootin’, ain’t high falutin’
Rick Astley is a pantywaist, mash my butt in his face
His teeny-tiny, two inches of terror, they’re all gonna scare you
Hairbrained cockamamie knuckleheaded idjit galoot
No truth to the rumor about Spuds and Debbie G
Only went to the motel just to watch a little TV
Hate that dog, he must die
Tiffany is wrestling in jello
Body-slamming Debbie G, they’re covered head to toe
Hard on, my hard on
Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child
It’s a bigfoot baby, all covered in fur now
Stark-raving naked in the fornication nation
I’m stark-raving naked in the fornication nation
Stark-raving naked in the fornication nation
I am at a loss for words.
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Yep…
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What the…?
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This one shook people up.
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I quite like it!
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LOL!
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Well you could have chosen Stuffin Martha’s Muffin so …. 😆
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Yep lol
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He definitely had an irreverent side to him
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Don Henley Must Die still makes me laugh
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Paul…check out the underground song of the day before this one if you don’t mind…I wanted to know if you remember them.
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Oh, Max, I hadn’t listened to that tune before, but it gave me a good laugh. Sure, he pokes fun of various artists, but I feel it’s done in a funny, not in a mean-spirited way!
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Yea he did a song about someone else and that someone else got up and sang the song with them…I don’t want to spoil who….yet. It’s a fun song.
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hmm, I wonder what his take on Taylor Swift would be these days…
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I would love to hear him more now….it’s a funny commentary on that part of the 80s
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That would be funny to hear.
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HAHAHA great title…wow..
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He does have fun with some 80s stars at the time.
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a double A-side- this backed with I ain’t gonna pee pee in no cup unless Nancy Reagan’s gonna drink it up.
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How did I miss that one? I did not hear that one back then…hearing it now!
I LOVE the Don Henley one…I mean love it.
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are you familiar with the Dead Milkmen?
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With one song only. Punk Rock Girl…love that song.
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LOL! I think I remember that one, too.
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CB is also a “Bigfoot’ guy. ‘Burn Down The Malls’ Max. You are bringing up all sorts of good stuff. I think I have a pic disc with Mojo or him and Skid.
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They all came back to me after Paul brought him up…Don Henley Must Die and others…I had forgotten all about them.
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“Best Male Vocalist compared to what?”. I still use that line.
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Great great line…I have it in the draft folder…I liked the ponytail line…
CB looking forward to your pick…I’m just finishing mine up.
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Thats a good one also. I quit the bashing a long time ago but still get a chuckle. He goes after the sensitive guys like CB and Sting.
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Yea I try to keep my mouth shut…but the Big Lebowski said it all for me so I don’t have to.
CB and Sting…nope….can’t imagine that!
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Yup the Dude spoke his mind.
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Clever idea which is really well executed. Thank you!
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Thanks for commenting!
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LOL :::smh:::
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Oh, yeah. I remember this one. Crazy…
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I remember 3 of his songs…that is it though
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He sort of reminds me of a possible younger brother to Weird Al but, jacked up on acid.
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…and from the sticks…a “hold my beer” kind of a guy but I like him.
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Yeah. 😄 “Hey! Hold muh beer and watch this…” 😆
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LOL “watch this” a redneck’s famous last words sometimes….but God has pity on children and the incredibly stupid.
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🤣
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Wow! I can’t believe I missed this. I need to check this out for the title alone.
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Yes you do John! It’s a title that you cannot un-see.
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